100 Facts about Guys

Guess this one's familiar esp those who have read the last issue of Junior Pharos, March 2003. But the article that was published there is incomplete. Now I'm giving you the complete list.

***Warning: NOT A GUY-FRIENDLY ARTICLE :)
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1. Guys don't actually look after good looking gilrs, they prefer presentable and neat girls.
2. Guys hate flirts.
3. A guy can like you for a minute then forget you afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn't understand, it is simply mean you're not thinking like the way he is.
5. "Are you doing something?" or "Have you eaten already?" are the first usual question a guy ask on the phone just to get out from stammering.
6. Guys maybe flirting around all day but before they go to sleep they always think of the girl they truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.
8. Guys go 'gaga' over a girl's smile.
9. Guys will do any 'papansin thing to get the girls' attention.
10. Guys hate it when you talk about you EX's.
11. When guys want to meet your parents, let them.
12. Guys want to tell you so many things but they can't. And they sure have habit to gain courage and spirit to tell you many things and it is drinking.
13. Guys cry.
14. Don't provoke the guy to heat up...believe me...he will!
15. guys can never dream and hope to much.
16. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dump them and this makes it harder for them to accept defeat.
17. When you touch a guy's heart, there's no turning back.
18. Giving a guy a hanging message like; "you know what...uhh...,never mind" would make him jump into conclusion that are far from what your thinking.
19. Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands.
20. Guys are good flatterers. When courting they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.
21. When a guy makes a prolong, "Uhm..." or make any excuses when your asking him to do you a favor, he's actually saying that he doesn't like you and he can't lay down the card for you.
22. When a girl says NO, a guy hears it as try again tomorrow.
23. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message.
24. Guys hate gays.
25. Guys love their Moms.
26. A giy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses.
27. a guy often yhinks about a girl who likes him but this doesn't actually mean that the guy likes her.
28. You can never understand him unless you listen to him.
29. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime, he does.
30. Beware guys can make gossip scatter throug the half the face of the earth faster than the girls can.
31. Girls are guys weaknesses.
32. Guys are very open about themselves.
33. It's good to test a guy first before you believe him but don't let him wait that long.
34. No guy is bad when he is courting.
35. Guy hate it when their clothes get dirty even a small dot.
36. Guy really admires the girl he likes even if they're not that much pretty.
37. Your best friend whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problem with you may ens up being admired by your boyfriend.
38. If a guys tells about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't have to give advice.
39. The usual act that proves that guy likes you is when he teases you. (NOT ALL!!!)
40. A guy finds ways to keep you off from linking with someone else.
41. Guys love girls with brains than girls with miniskirt.
42. Guys try to find the stuff toy a girl really wants but he would unluckily end up with the wrong one.
43. Guys virtually brag about anything.
44. Guys can't keep secrets that girls tell them.
45. Guys thinks too much.
46. Guys fantasies are unlimited.
47. Girls height doesn't really matter to a guy but her weight does.
48. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship that they become too possessive. So watch up girls!
49. When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would be hard for him to let go of that girl.
50. It's not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after they broke up esp if they have been together for 3 years or more.
51. A guy has to experience rejection because if he's to good-never been busted, never been in live and hurt, he won't mature and grew up.
52. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message clearly.
53. When an unpleasant circumstance comes, guys blame themselves physically.
54. Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power.
55. Guys are tigers in their peers groups but became tame cats with their girlfriend.
56. When a guy pretends to become, check if he's sweating, you'll probably see that he is nervous.
57. When a guy a says he's going crazy about the girl, he really does.
58. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's actually saying, "please come and listen to me."
59. Guys don't really have final decision.
60. When guy loves you,bring out the best in him.
61. If a guy started to talk seriously, listen to him.
62. If a guy has been kept shut or silent, say something.
63. Guys believe that there is no such thing as Love at first sight, but they court girls anyway.
64. Guys likes femininity not feebleness.
65. Guys don't like girls who pinch harder than they do.
66. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be sure until the girl tells him.
67. A guy would waste his time over video games and basketball, the way a girl would do over her romance novels and make-ups.
68. Guys love girls who can cook.
69. Guys like girls who are like their moms.
70. A guy has more problems than you can see with you naked eye.
71. A guy tells everything about him. Use this to your advantage.
72. Don't be snob. Guys may easily give up n the first sign of rejection.
73. Don't be bias. Try loving a girl without prejudices, you'll be surprise.
74. Girls who bathed in their perfume do more repelling than attracting guys.
75. Guys are more talkative than girls esp when the topic is about girls.
76. Guys don't comprehend the expressin , "Get lost!" too well
77. Guys really thinks that girls are strange and have unpredictable decision but still  love them all the more.
78. When a guy gives a crooked or pretentious grin about your jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried to be polite.
79. Guys don't care how shinny their shoes unlike girls.
80. Guys tend to generalized about girls but once they get to know them, they'll realize they are wrong.
81. Any guy can handle his problem all by his own. He's just stubborn to deal with it.
82. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl sweats.
83. Guys weakness point is at the knee.
84. When aproblem arises, a guy usually keeps himself cool but is already thinkingof a way out.
85. When a guy is conscious of his looks, it shows he's not good at fixing things.
86. When a guy looks at you, either he's amaze at you or criticizing you.
87. When you catch him cheating on you and he ask for a second chance, give it to him but when you catch him cheating you again and ask for another chance, ignore him.
88. If you have a boyfriend and your bestfriend is a guy, always glances at you and it obviously shows that he is jealous whenever your with your boyfriend, all I can say is that your bestfriend loves you more than you boyfriend does.
89. If a guy lets you go, he really loves you.
90. Guys can learn from experiences not from the romance books than girls read and take as their basis of experience.
91. You can tell if a guy is really hurt or in pain, when he cries in front of you.
92. If a guy suddenly ask you for a date, ask him why.
93. When a guy says he can't sleep if he doesn't hear your voice for just one night, hang up, he laso tells that to another girl.He only flatters you and sometimes make fun of you.
94. You can truly say that a guy has a good intention if you see him praying sometimes.
95. Guys seek for advice not from a guy but from a girl.
96. Girls are allowed to touch  boy's things, not their hair.
97. If someone says you're beautiful, that guy likes you.
98. Guys hate girls who overreact.
99. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious with your relationship.
100. REMINDER: Test a guy first if he's really the one. Some are just pretending to be one.

***Source: Mag (dunno what magazine. Ask Jei ) :) I just compiled it.